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Jesus: God is destiny Napoleon: Geography is destiny Marx: Class is destiny Hitler: Race is destiny Fukuyama: Destiny is history Kardashians: Destiny is clickbait

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Crazy as a Daisy

Land of the Rising Sun

Country

Us and Them

That's Why They Play The Game

Insta-pot Sauerkraut Sausage Casserole

Hornhat Man

Work

My Cold, Dead Hands

WUHAN

T C K S

Rivers

Is this good for wasps?

MMMP Annual Renewal

Spectrum?

Janey Needs a Shooter, Now

How to 'hurt' a snowflake's feelings

Art is our only measure for the difference between what we want and what we love

Momma Cochina

Wyoming, etc...

What I long from you most

Beauty is just another word for longing

Love is all the things no one else ever said

Dawg

Lazzaro

Sculpting

Poets Will Fuck You Then Kill You Then Fuck You Again

Last Picture Show

She

Capitalism

Philanderers

Sunday

Sing

Judy

Glenda

Authority

Finally Did Something With My Life

Because You Wrote Me on a Paper Bag in Jail

Cathy

Rain

Accident

Citizenship

Church

Doug

Audi (and my renewed, precious, platonic friend)

Michelle

Mother

Rita

Mary Anne Young

Dehlmer

Louie

China

Wanda

Dee

$WTW up 5.6%

Leota

Montana

Puddle

F150 Ecoboost

Vacation

Broke

Kim Jong-un

TINA

Gummo

Blame

Cops Too Busy Writing Traffic Citations To Combat *Hard* Drug Epidemic

Women

Cousin

Global Strike Command

Real Estate

Poetry

Buffett

Love

Depends

Trump

TDAmeritrade

Applebees

Blocked?! Where did these texts come from? God?

No Juice

Delbert

John F. Kennedy

Nest

God

Forever

Mask Off

Pig and Monkey

Angel

Social

Hope

Phone

I Am

Love me again

The Game

Letter to Polly

The Nations

Two

This is what I am

Crying

Existence, cont...

MB

I told god

Flinched

Top Ten Things About Being Human

Dead things always seem vaguely preoccupied, which is to say happy.

Pirate Sea

Life is beautiful, but you’ve got to have something to pretend with

Sorry I recognized you at the meeting…

A Steady Hissing Sound...

Hipsters Love Cops Because Cops Never Do Anything Useful

DUI

Fitness

Naked

Sex

A Pretty Face Is Better Than Money

Travel Well…

You've Still Got It!

Gone Away…

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore…

There Is No “Money” Without Trust!

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore...

We’re Not In The First Inning Anymore…

“Child Of God” Has Failed…

2050: Soylent Green Is Equal!

Travis Bickle + University + QE = Rust Chole

Searching For Damage…

But The Movie Kept Moving As Planned…

Just Be More Goldman Sachs…

Was There Ever Really Enough Bug Spray?

Socialism…

“Retirement” (of a dream)

… because

Release The Kraken!

A Killer Of Sheep

On AAPL…

But Only If It’s A DEAD Unicorn…

Hope Is A Problem That Reality Must (eventually) Solve!

“Soylent Green” is Old White People’s Debt

This Land BELONGS to Pigs Like Me!

Real Endangered Species

The Coochie Monster!

Armageddon Tourism

May God Help Us All!

What You Gonna Do When The Well Runs Dry?

Even If Being Free Means Being Alone…

More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse?