The American Retard

Too bad we can't elect Shrub a third time. Because believe me, the American Retard would do it.

The American Retard hates abortion and gathers its sperm and ova in plastic sacks which it exchanges at Fund Raisers and ecumenical bake sales so as to prevent the murder of incipient human life.

The American Retard will vote for any life form, no matter how backward, that even so much as farts in the direction of Planned Parenthood.

And the American Retard is quite obviously running this planet!