American Pathology

When I am a millionaire,
Then I won’t even have to care.
Derivatives and arbitrage.
I'll slide, then duck and dodge.
When I am a millionaire...

When I am a millionaire, 
The poor will stop and stare.
They’ll ask “What do you do?”
And I’ll say “What is that to you?”
When I am a millionaire...

When I am a millionaire,
I’ll impregnate a nubile, young au pair.
Then set up a foundation.
A perpetual surname nation.
When I am a millionaire...

When I am a millionaire,
John Galt will be my doctrinaire.
And the whole world may go to hell,
But I’ll live very well.
When I am a millionaire...

When I am a millionaire,
Pollutants will hang heavy in the air.
But when this planet’s finally dead,
We’ll terraform Mars instead.
When I am a millionaire...