Stranger Than Fiction

Pentobarbital vs Phenobarbital. Choose wisely!
—boys that gave me a handful of the latter I swallowed in 8th grade, stopping by next day to ask my mom if I was still alive

What does not kill me makes me stronger! —Friedrich Nietzsche
Translation: Accounting gimmicks and stagecraft. When they kill me, I can finally stop chuckling about how much cats hate each other.

They only bust the ones that could have made real money for shareholders on their casinos is why I have trust issues.

Move to trash... OMG, when are these midterm elections going to be over?