What's not to like?

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/stock-market-may-already-voting/story.aspx?guid=F82F7147-937C-4AC7-A226-5002673EAC0C&dist=SecMostRead#comments

A 72-year-old, cancer-ridden, pus-bag President?
A gun-toting, oil-drilling, MILF, beauty-queen VP -- one heartbeat away from the hardest job in the world?
Come on, Mr. Stock Market, what's not to like?