END THE FED!

When they said "Run fast, Todd!" I ran.

When they said "Get good grades, Todd!" I did.

When they said, "Go to college, Todd, and get a good job!" I did.

And I was lucky and scrappy and endowed enough to win or place in most of those races! No one GAVE me that! I did not INHERIT that!  But now!  This deluded, insane, Keynesian freak "The Ben Bernanke" -- he won't be happy until he's turned the entire world -- everything anyone could possibly believe in or live for - into a giant roll of toilet paper.  Just so everyone can have an equal piece of nothing!

Well, frankly, I'd rather die first!

END THE FED!