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It turns out the world is a really really really weird place...
Spoiler Alert: It's run by pedo faggot clowns who don't like me.
Dude, they cloned Tyrone!

The thing few people remember about Abraham Lincoln: you only had to hear about three words to know he was willing to go to The Cross for them. He was a big, ugly, jovial, intimidating man.

So I know this Creator, this guy is so weird, he put me right up next to a 9 year old like the 11 year old I screwed when I was 11. And now I know...

I am willing to accept the reality of the beautiful 40 year old doctor who says she doesn't want to be lonely.

Loyalty and absence of guile. Now I wanna be your dog, so come on...