His Imperial Flatulence II
John McCain appeared on Letterman last night, April Fools' Day 2008, where he quoted Chairman Mao as follows -- It's always darkest before it's totally black...
The truth is that fucking pussy McCain couldn't carry Mao's jock strap! I mean, WTF?! He's only directly or indirectly responsible for maybe THREE AND ONE HALF MILLION DEAD: 3 million innocent Vietnamese and 500 thousand innocent Iraqis! That's chump change compared to the estimated 50 Million killed under Mao.
But then I realized, he's quoting Mao today... and looking forward!