I have a cousin that's 62 years old. He's sweet, kind, noble, almost child-like socially.

But, unfortunately, he's a teacher and was accused of sexual harassment seventeen times teaching English in the Missoula, Montana public school system. Our theory (they see you as the weak link if you're not a pig/monkey/dog...) is because, essentially, he didn't fuck the same married women that were fucking the principal.