A K A “How We Got Here”

(based on You Are My Sunshine)

You are my Credit. My only credit.
You help me buy things I cannot afford.
Once it was slavery. Now it's called FICO.
Please don't take my Credit Cards away!

I am Big Brother. Your one real family.
I tell you Nature does not apply to you!
I print the money, then sell your soul to China.
Don't ever take my taxes away!

I am Producer.  Your only Master.
I write the tax code for me not you.
Though I pay nothing, mine is in the Caymans.
You still choose me, insipid Fox "News" fools!