Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Coochie Monster!

I'm sorry, TMZ, but your comparison is flawed.   She's a Real Monster... The Coochie Monster!

But, as usual, eventually, Life (mostly just) Imitates Art…

Armageddon Tourism

Occasionally, people challenge my ideology (of abject human failure through capitalism) as follows: “Well, why don’t you just do us all a favor and Kill Yourself?!”
Today at least, my reply is: Well, everybody needs a Reason!  What's it to you if mine is Armageddon Tourism?  At least I can still afford the fare (even if the bus never arrives)…

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

May God Help Us All!

The Bernanke didn’t like what happened to rates when it hinted at tapering last time…


My SWY $30 calls are up 108% in five days…