Tuesday, July 11, 2017


Code code touched me today. Probably because of the work I'm doing for one of the company's biggest clients. It felt strange. But neither of us flinched.
I know you have your clock. But I have mine too. And it says 72 hours is about as long as you can go without holding me.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Top Ten Things About Being Human

  1. Paid sick leave.
  2. There's always more cheese.
  3. Knowing there's got to be something marvelous about obesity.
  4. Pets, children and other really dumb things you can easily master.
  5. Most of the internet is devoted to de-stigmatizing elimination.
  6. Not feeling, but rather controlling, the Bern.
  7. Poetry is one notch above boredom.
  8. Women obviously hate you. But at least you know why.
  9. The battle is over. Kim Jong Un has all the titles.
  10. Twitter can lose money longer than you can stay popular.

Sunday, December 06, 2015

Dead things always seem vaguely preoccupied, which is to say happy.

As Nietzsche, Mary Shelley, et al predicted, our failure is of acquiescence to insatiability:
To be loved.
To be happy.
To be entertained.
To die old, ugly, yet comfortable in fake knees, hips and dick pumps.
We are the conscious, self serving failure of evolution.
The de-evolving tech/growth cyclone running every well dry.
Murder of body/soul our only means of revenge;
our one harkening to true, invincible death.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

A pirate sea

I still see your face, but all the color is gone.
They took your heart, to feel you breathe.

A world we love, so lonely, so strong.
But I never saw a ship pass the waves.

Dead things abide a brighter color for the fall.
A pirate sea where gold belongs.


Saturday, April 11, 2015

Sorry I recognized you at the meeting…

Pretty woman lined up for kissing booth says ‘hello’ to old man, bent, pulling weeds.
Old man spins unexpectedly into strawberry-donut-Nietzsche fantasy, complete with worshipful (retrospectively offensive?) aphorisms to the type (But, wait, that’s objectification, Mr. Farrah-Fawcett-poster-boy-from-when-cool-girls-died-first-in-horror-movies…).
So woman counters editorially.
Then man defends editorially.
The End

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

A Steady Hissing Sound...

Terrorism apparently couldn't do it.
Thus, it remained impossible to symbolize the impotence of the perma-collapse (99%), unnatural law State, until now...

Thursday, September 25, 2014


Me to holding cell camera: Yes, you can delay bonding me out and ‘accidentally’ detain me overnight until arraignment.  But after that, I’ll still be rich… And you’ll still be working at the jail.