Adult Life...

Adult life is just watching an old tree fall into a perfect bundle that blocks your way!

A little friend I knew in my late 50's was on Minecraft and someone messaged that he, she or it was God...
And I thought, Well, if the good news is: it's a gig economy then the bad news is the only gig is being perp, victim or audience to everything The Bible calls sin.
But she was ok with it!
So I had to be too...

My paid-for house mysteriously burned on Friday, 12/13/24...
If I don't use all the insurance settlement to pay it down, I'll probably die before the new one is paid for.
I consider myself one of the lucky ones!

Trauma Olympics:
You got molested - bronze
You got molested by your dad - silver
You molested your dad - gold
-Tim Dillon

Our Father,
I promise to always try harder, if you promise: When I die, I'll never remember one second of this world where Elon Musk and the CIA know people's golf scores better than they do.
In Christ Jesus' name, Amen

Does it help if your guest is podcasting live from an abandoned sauna?
Probably!

Papa,
I love you way more than I ever loved this life...
So if I die before I wake, may this Wire Transfer correctly take!
Amen
-People closing on the 7th house in their lifetime