I Sing The New Jerusalem To Those Who Walk In Death

Adult life is just your strange compelling to tell me why you never graduated high school and me knowing there's no statute of limitations, unless you liked it...

If only there was a murdered husband's sadface emoji?

Hooked up the JBL's...

Yeah...
Show me a quote where Jesus said: Lord, Yahweh, Grandmaster Elohim, why hast though forsaken me? and I'll eat the little crackers too!

Show me a house and I'll show you the drops of magenta dye they missed cleaning up...

She's coming 'round the corner
Her body's just a blur
I peel out like The Flash
It don't mean boo to her

I'm in a cozy booth
Maybe my watch is fast?
Another tanqueray
I'll wait 'till 20 past...

The waiter never comes...
God knows the service could be better!