Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Vampire Age

This is the Vampire Age.

And what do I mean by that?

I mean that ours is a world where 70% of the human population cannot read and a small percentage of the human remainder retains control, through force, technology and ideology.

For fifty years, the United States has worshipped at the altar of the diseased I've got mine... gospel, preached by likes of Milton Friedman, Ayn Rand, Bill O'Reilly and George Walker Bush.  And now we must finally ask ourselves, to what glorious end?   Vain-glorious.

Today, women younger than I inject botulism toxin into their faces to hide wrinkles;  flabby, flatulent men use Viagra to attain erections to mount younger, trophy wives;  and we clamor for stem cells to renew our aging, gradually failing organs.

Today, clean water is the new oil and we position our portfolios accordingly.

But I rest assured in the knowledge that our enemies, whom we exploit and kill by proxy, with indiscrimination are far younger, stronger, harder and more radicalized than we.  That one day these noble savages will drive stakes through our coronary bypasses.  That this all-too-human sewer, this Baby Boom, where joy and love and hope are replaced by consumption will end.  Must end.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Hey, Droopy, the sad, tired, old neo-clown...

What about NO CONFIDENCE don't you understand?

Did anyone see Droopy, the Sad, Tired, Old, Neo-clown (John McCain) on Meet The Press this morning?

Well I did. And the only option that occurred to me at this point is that our legislative branch must pass a binding resolution that Bush, Cheney and McCain must die -- natural causes is fine -- I'm no murderer.  Clearly that is the only answer realistically at this point to represent the will of the vast majority of the American people and of the human race.

The other choice is incarceration.  I know I'm oversimplifying, but the Enron/WorldCom analogy seems quite appropriate here:  the stock is ZERO, the coffers are BANKRUPT and the only thing left, for the decadent and corrupt clowns that did it to us, seems to be jail or death. After all, it worked for Bernie Ebbers and Ken Lay... I don't have to watch them on TV any more!

To loosely paraphrase Ted Kennedy, this [Iraq] policy of denial, built on a foundation of failure and lies, must end!  IMO, no cost is too high and no penalty is too severe.  Such is the extent of the fiasco.

Finally, IMO, anyone that cannot understand at this point in human history that Islamic Jihad is simply the hideous, but unifying, mask behind which the hopelessly desperate, but otherwise noble, forces raging against imperialism on this planet is: a.) irrational or b.) insane.

In short, this road leads to anarchy. And so, it seems, anarchy it shall be.