Thursday, September 25, 2014


Me to holding cell camera: Yes, you can delay bonding me out and ‘accidentally’ detain me overnight until arraignment.  But after that, I’ll still be rich… And you’ll still be working at the jail.


Being nice to look at exposes you to every person even shallower than you.  (The rest are arguably too stupid to even know the difference…)

Wednesday, September 24, 2014


You don’t even exist online without naked pictures…  And if you can’t exist, then you’re never getting laid.


One shudders considering the number with similar sexual history knowing even less about women…

A Pretty Face Is Better Than Money

Mine is not but it’s not ugly, so, extrapolating…

Travel Well…

OK.  OK.  Already?!  So I can’t date (married) but the rules at least allow for travelling (vacation crushes) well…

You've Still Got It!

No matter how bad you look on TV, America, always remember no one really gave a fuck when Britain contracted either…

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Gone Away…

I’m terribly sorry to say this, Existence, but your orifices increasingly stop oozing hope over time…

Friday, May 02, 2014

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore…

It does seem clear these kids are not quite the "suck on it, baby, suck on it..." generation mine was.  But still not sure if that's a good thing ... (After all, the best whores at least fix their money problems.)

I’ll stay on the line (obviously out of narcissism) but readily admit I cannot comprehend the depth of this tragedy for the world’s children (not mine… I really did know better…  I do realize that now…).

New World Elimination

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

There Is No “Money” Without Trust!

Worst (recovery) GDP Ever was just dropped like a turd on the "trust relationship" that is the seeming collapse of QE(3) infested "reality!"   Finally (“POINT ONE”), This Species Has Its Rallying Cry!?

  • There Is No Money Without Trust!

  • There Is No Trust Without Truth

  • There Is No Truth Without Reason

  • There Is No Reason To Live Like This Anymore!

Sunday, April 27, 2014

We’re Not In The First Inning Anymore…

  1. First Inning
    • 1867: Marx denounces and predicts inevitable failure (diminishing returns, dystopian future) for what will eventually become global, neoliberal, algo-capitalism
    • 2005-7: “too big to fail” peak-oil/finance/debt/“trust” failure/crisis
      • QE spawned (assets inflate but confidence is not restored)
      • QE fails (trust crisis ensues: deleveraging, depression, crime/violence, class/military-war, bankruptcy, restructuring, austerity…)
  2. (You Are Here)
    • Here is where markets and arbitrage, as the only truly successful human “philosophy” other than the scientific method, have clear roles to play…

Sunday, April 20, 2014

“Child Of God” Has Failed…

This Land Is Your Land!
This Land Is Your Land!
This Land Is Your Land!
This Land Is Your Land!
This Land Is Your Land!
This Land Is Your Land!
This Land Was Made For You To Kill!

Friday, January 31, 2014

Friday, January 10, 2014

Searching For Damage…

I know you all like Rodriguez (Searching For Sugar Man)... I like his lyrical change effects, but ... honestly, I now know that there was once someone in America harboring more self pity than me...

And, the thing is, in America, self pity (or anything for that matter) only ever works combined with meanness.  In America, we all want/need Love, but no one can recognize it except in its proper, threatening context.

Nothing exists to America except through violence or damage, not without consuming.  And that is why Rodriguez' music failed here.