Thursday, August 27, 2009

Old, White, Fat and Stupid

According to the Republican party, apparently, these are the only valid qualifications for receiving single payer healthcare in America.

And I’m sorry but there is no solution for this type of hideous, selfish, degenerative brain disease – short of ovens – jumbo-size, senior-discount, plug-pulling ovens.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Help, Germany! LARGE Ovens Needed ASAP!

America is now officially a freak-show!

It seems that nearly half the U.S. population is comprised of  Sarah Palin “death panel” cretins and old, diabetic, grossly-obese, sub-human retardos – enraged and shouting slogans like “Keep the government out of our Medicare.” 

Absent a swine flu pandemic, very long passage of time or China/Japan calling back trillions in markers, it seems fair to say that America’s dumb-ass status-quo is apparently non-negotiable, ironically, because the continuing success of Wal-Mart, Goldman Sachs, Exxon-Mobil, Humana, et al. apparently depends upon it.

If nothing else, mass stupidity must be incredibly lucrative for multi-national corporations!

Friday, August 07, 2009

Reagan’s Miracle

Job losses may be slowing -- to a mere 250,000/month…  The Dow Jones Industrial Average rallied triple digits on the news.

One in nine Americans is now on Food Stamps.

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Idiot America!  Unregulated, un-taxed, Wall Street, Washington, Harvard MBA, crony capitalism has finally given you the country you voted 30 years to achieve – and which you so richly deserve.  Viva La Goldman Sachs!  May we all be so lucky (as me) to invest in our own subjugation.

Bring on the “law and order” candidates!  My guess is Mitt Romney becomes the next Richard Nixon.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Happiness is a Warm Gun, Momma

I am not tall enough.

I am not rich enough.

I own my own home and just got promoted at work, but I cannot get laid.

I cannot get loved.

I am over 40, white, male, barely middle class and predisposed to vote Republican -- forever!

Those goddamn Europeans…  Those goddamn Dutch, Danes, Norwegians, Fins, Swedes and Germans – with their goddamn “free” wellness, their goddamn “be average,” healthy societies, their goddamn “love” for Obama, their goddamn “safety net” and their goddamn “gun control” – it is not for me – and I would rather die than see the mediocrity of altruism, of humanism, of happiness descend upon The United States of America!

I am George Sodini, 48, of Scott Township, a Pittsburgh suburb.  I am Mr. Anonymous America.  I love porno, Talk Radio and blogging about my seething hatred and rage!

But most of all… I love GUNS!   Guns and REVENGE!