You talk about your husband all the time and I don't freak...

With the twang of the arrow and a snap of the bow
Well, my heart's in the Highlands...
Can't see any other way to go!
-Bob Dylan

You can't just go around carrying people inside you like some kind of worried Cat Dad!

Most women are roto-rootered by sex before age 30. There. I said it. No one gets pregnant in Hell, unless they don't really want to... Sex is only here now to transfer freemason black goo to the last of the purebloods! -God

Him: What if we're in Revleation, Chapter 20?
Duh?! 7 bowls of sugar, pour it on them now, Papa!
In Christ Jesus' name, Amen

She got a pretty face and long white shiny legs
I said "Tell me what I want"
She say, "You probably want hard boiled eggs"

I say "That's right: bring me some!"
She says "We ain't got any, you picked the wrong time to come..."

Tariff Wars!
Unsterilized Money!
Gee, Mr. Wizard, I wonder if U.S. reits will benefit from that?

Just because you haven't met the one doesn't mean you ever will... -Leprechauns