Your Dad is a Silverback!

Not everyone can grow a good beard or invent modern independent film ethos.

If the world is a lie
And people live in cages they would never make for themselves,
Then the pretty lady says 'Hi' when you're searching for an open register
And the spirit of Orson Welles lives forever!

The big black cat came over, but then it laid down when I let our boy outside...
-cat owners, telling cat daughters about their dads

All I know is if you even think about trimming your trees, Angi or some other site will send you an email. The world has become a giant mother hen waiting to peck at you like a pretty blonde pushing prostate tricks on Rumble. 

Lady, I already know what I'm 'missing' and if I wanted even more advice about it, then I'd walk right up to you...

My ex property manager said I can still go back and get my 'necklace' so it's cool!
You know, the one I found stuck to my ass magnet that night at the 406...

You're nobody until nobody loves you! So find yourself nobody to love...