Team Lift

I wish I had the courage to buy things with other people's money...
Like when I get these weird random texts from pretty young women.
Is that you?
No. It's not! But I wish you could come over and help me move this A/C unit upstairs...

When all I can do is keep telling my love how happy I am she's getting based with her life - in Maryland - and how sad I am she's not desperate enough to move here and live with me.

Yes, I'll probably still be awake in 3 hours...

So $CSCO bought $SPLK...
Oh. Well. I knew it was another potential $XLNX
It's always the bridesmaid that asks me to dance, but that's the path I chose in this life!

$SPHB

Try as I might she's never quite ready for my Ghost World Steve Buscemi pimp action!

Naga says you don't fight like a man, you use thunder and lightning!