An open letter to David Brooks

FYI... Satire works best when you're poking the stick in your own eye, David.

So where's your sense of humor when it comes to the 72-year-old, cancerous, swollen-gland (yech!), pus-bag your own party has nominated? 

Better yet, in honor of your newly minted GOP VP candidate Sarah, "Palin and Tall", how about a snarky piece on non-disjunction?  I'm thinking maybe something titled "SARAH PALIN: RETARDS NEED OIL TOO!"

BTW, Maureen Dowd cuts us (liberals) better anyway! "I wonder if she'll [Michelle Obama] fist-bump the Queen?" -- now that's funny!