Worst Christmas Toast of All Time
Meanwhile here is my 2008 Christmas toast...
Best wishes for continuing survival (happiness is obviously out of the question) under a disintegrating Capitalist hoax, driven by greed and corruption, perpetuated through collective ignorance and miseducation.
May the bulk of the human race one day realize that the joke is on us and that we (workers) are far greater in number than the lying, elitist, Harvard Business School types manipulating us as we collectively ruin our one and only planet.
In the meantime, consider drugs! Detachment and disaffection may help you cope far better than reason allows.