Turns out there is no visible difference between emancipation and being too stupid for shame
(based on You Are My Sunshine)
You are my Credit. My only credit. You help me buy things I cannot afford. Once it was slavery. Now it's called FICO. Please don't take my Credit Cards away!
I am Big Brother. Your one real family. I tell you Nature does not apply to you! I print the money, then sell your soul to China. Don't ever take my taxes away!
I am Producer. Your only Master. I write the tax code for me not you. Though I pay nothing, mine is in the Caymans. You still choose me, insipid Fox "News" fools!