He was a cartoon long forsaken by the public eye
(based on You Are My Sunshine)
You are my Credit. My only credit. You help me buy things I cannot afford. Once it was slavery. Now it's called FICO. Please don't take my Credit Cards away!
I am Big Brother. Your one real family. I tell you Nature does not apply to you! I print the money, then sell your soul to China. Don't ever take my taxes away!
I am Producer. Your only Master. I write the tax code for me not you. Though I pay nothing, mine is in the Caymans. You still choose me, insipid Fox "News" fools!