Repeat After Smokey (No... Not the Bear!)


Uh... I think You mean: The brochure looked nice.

Heller: What would you do with a billion?
Vonnegut: Learn the meaning of enough?!

He's got a daughter he calls Easter!
She was born on a Tuesday night.

I'm, I'm gonna soak up the sun.
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up...
I'm gonna tell them that I've got no one to blame.
That every time I get laid, I'm looking up!

She said: Romance ain't keeping me alive...
Baby, I can stop right on a dime!
I said you're what I been living for...
She said: I don't want to know.

Mom: This did not happen, not to me, or any of my friends...
Well, now you know!
I got a little bit closer, to feeling fine.

Smokey had so much steak I was embarrassed for him again!
Cheaters don't get chicken!

via GIPHY

What time do you go to bed? I'll come back then...
-No Country For Old Men