Canned Goods

One of my favorite apocryphal anecdotes...
Teacher: What do you want to be in life, John?
John Lennon: Happy!
Teacher: You didn't understand the question.
John: You don't understand life!

I don't have self esteem. I have esteem for God!
—Dr. Hans Utter

Self esteem is overrated, but it holds the large systems I've analyzed obsessively all my life together, so I'm ok with it now.

Relax already! I'll stock up as soon as you explain why the wrath of God is coming for me...
—some old guy, eating alone at a table