How to get aHEAD in the GOP
OK. I can't hold it any longer. WTF is that bulge on the side of John McCain's head?!
I can't help but think it's an alien life form.
No, wait, it's the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
And one day soon that bulge is going to grow a little bitty mouth. And the little bitty mouth is going to start talking... "Tax cuts for the rich!" "Your CEO needs another pay raise!" "OIL is good!" "WAR is good!" "Trickle down... trickle down..."
And then America is going to vote for John McCain.