Dick Cavett, This Bud's For You!

Cavett pens a masterpiece.

Yes, Dick!  It’s time to just laugh these clowns out of the room -- like that DirecTV commercial with Ed Begley, Jr. where his (CEO) character ponders… “How are we doing on customer satisfaction?” -- at which point the sales VP simply erupts into apoplectic spasms of laughter…

And you thought Basic Cable was laughable!  Welcome to the United States of America?!

So go ahead.  Keep voting Republican (or Republican Lite) America.  After all, it sure beats thinking!

Finally, Bush must commute Tommy Chong's sentence immediately and release him from prison.

Our nation hasn't needed Cheech and Chong (not to mention marijuana) this much in 30 or 40 years...