Can't Buy Me Love
For a mere $9/day you too can ruin your life so bad a billion can't save it.
One is too many and a thousand is not enough! -Alcoholism - see also Gluttony and Greed
Just because you haven't met the one yet doesn't mean you will...
A digital twin, but just for when your wife comes over drunk and in pajamas.
I got 99 problems, but none of them is your major problem of not knowing what your major problem is.
You're gonna freeze your tootsies!
-Me, flirting with my cat
because she always comes out to hang, even in the freezing cold while I'm
shovelling snow, then I got that weird
somebody's watching me feeling. Looked up and a lovely blonde was
walking down the sidewalk, giving me The Gen Z Stare. So... Yeah. It's
a thing!
The fact that ChatGPT turned out to be Chucky from Child's Play only verifies their original design, #AmIRight?
To summarize:
- If fully invested, raise cash to 30-50% of portfolio value, now => 2025
- Consider $DBC (stable coins) which yield 3.7-4.1% instead of holding ~0 yield cash in your brokerage acct, as cash is also vulnerable to broker bail-ins which are possible going forward into another crash?
- GLD/SLV ETFs = maybe - IF The Fed expands its balance sheet and becomes borrower of last resort as in 2008-2014 or 2020-2024
- DO NOT SHORT - it only works for the most inside insiders... If you can't resist trying to trade the market down, then sell PUT options at prices 20-40% below peak/current prices as those can get you back into stocks at generally a better time (at/near bottoms)
There may be a liquidity/money-supply crisis building (or being engineered) and that's almost always BAD!