Can't Buy Me Love

For a mere $9/day you too can ruin your life so bad a billion can't save it.

One is too many and a thousand is not enough! -Alcoholism - see also Gluttony and Greed

Just because you haven't met the one yet doesn't mean you will...

A digital twin, but just for when your wife comes over drunk and in pajamas.

I got 99 problems, but none of them is your major problem of not knowing what your major problem is.

You're gonna freeze your tootsies!
-Me, flirting with my cat because she always comes out to hang, even in the freezing cold while I'm shovelling snow, then I got that weird somebody's watching me feeling. Looked up and a lovely blonde was walking down the sidewalk, giving me The Gen Z Stare. So... Yeah. It's a thing!

The fact that ChatGPT turned out to be Chucky from Child's Play only verifies their original design, #AmIRight?

To summarize:

• If fully invested, raise cash to 30-50% of portfolio value, now => 2026
• Consider $DBC (stable coins) which yield 3.7-4.1% instead of holding ~0 yield cash in your brokerage acct, as cash is also vulnerable to broker bail-ins which seem likely into another crash
• GLD/SLV ETFs = maybe - IF The Fed expands its balance sheet and becomes borrower of last resort as in 2008-2014 or 2020-2024
• DO NOT SHORT - it only works for the most inside insiders... If you can't resist trying to trade the market down, sell PUT options at prices 20-40% below peak/current prices as those can get you back into stocks at generally a better time (at/near bottoms)

There may be a liquidity/money-supply crisis building (or being engineered) and that's almost always BAD!

That time MAGA transfigured into AI, war, more war, stimulus checks, rate cuts, endless debt, Trump watches, Trump crypto and TrumpRX...

Data points to 1995 as the Fourth Turning and 2005 as the beginning of a point of no return... (Note that QE/Too-Big-To-Fail was 2007-08)