Inspirational

The person whose cheese just slid from his cracker...
-Story of my life, Dom

Left and Right are just our hands in your pockets.
-Jew World Order

Every SC player after blowing a 30 to 3 third quarter lead against A&M: Well, let's just bet the spread.
[A&M did not cover...]

Which is worse? Falling down a flight of stairs and dying like Ivana Trump in 2022 or someone calling, saying they love you, then asking for money?

The best thing I can say about Peter Thiel is that he really seems to hate people and frankly, I get that!

I don't even have $AAPL devices but ended up paying them $20/mo for music and video streaming services...
God: Shutup and buy the stock!

All dogs go to heaven!
-people who've never seen them online doing a certain kind of trick for peanut butter

Like grandma always said: in The Bible, there are no happy Sodomites.

Emancipation is the only politics worth having.