Yeah. You're vaguely pretty, though big and fat. And that's OK. Except your mouth is as big and fat as you are...

So when you accost me with your stories, my natural response (because it's not conversation) is to say: I'm going inside now, Dee. I think you're better off talking to yourself.

[As I walked away, she was still talking... She never even heard me purposefully insult her just to get her to shut up!]