Doug

Him: Hi, I'm Doug.
Me: Have we met before?
Him: No. I kinda keep to myself...
Me: Who doesn't these days...
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Me: Hey Doug, here's a really good tweet I read (and stole): Introverts are just extroverts that have figured out most people suck!
Doug: [laughs...]
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Me: Doug, right? I really am trying harder to remember everyone! No promises though...