Viseon

Irony (noun)
When the literal and figurative meaning of a statement or other visual work are opposite, often sarcastically.

Dude, you are so old.
So he points at me: He's old too...
Yes. Yes I am.


Feeling alone: the army's up the road (the armies of the throne)
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung, my friend, don’t you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see, it’s only me.

Nothing is in the truth; the method [intention] is everything.

It doesn't matter what you look like. Just be clean and fit. Girls really like that...

Any good thing is an exaltation to The Lord, so there's nothing to be jealous of here...
-leaving my truck with a mechanic

Whomp; whomp; whomp...


Just because you haven't found that one, doesn't mean you will...
[And other jokes pimps love to tell]

Mackenzie and Madison are my Gemini Twin kitties...
Nothing New Under The Sun