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Todd Ryder
Pretty John Galt #tuna #cake #pregoblin #squirrel #kayak God is my #Hashem #Mosha #CIAUnholyGrail
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May 10, 2016
Top Ten Things About Being Human
December 06, 2015
Dead things always seem vaguely preoccupied, which is to say happy.
July 19, 2015
Pirate Sea
July 15, 2015
Life is beautiful, but you’ve got to have something to pretend with
April 11, 2015
Sorry I recognized you at the meeting…
January 20, 2015
A Steady Hissing Sound...
January 15, 2015
Hipsters Love Cops Because Cops Never Do Anything Useful
September 25, 2014
DUI
September 25, 2014
Fitness
September 25, 2014
Naked
September 25, 2014
Sex
September 24, 2014
A Pretty Face Is Better Than Money
September 24, 2014
Travel Well…
September 24, 2014
You've Still Got It!
September 23, 2014
Gone Away…
May 02, 2014
Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore…
April 30, 2014
There Is No “Money” Without Trust!
April 29, 2014
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore...
April 27, 2014
We’re Not In The First Inning Anymore…
April 20, 2014
“Child Of God” Has Failed…
April 12, 2014
2050: Soylent Green Is Equal!
January 31, 2014
Travis Bickle + University + QE = Rust Chole
January 10, 2014
Searching For Damage…
December 27, 2013
But The Movie Kept Moving As Planned…
December 14, 2013
Just Be More Goldman Sachs…
November 19, 2013
Was There Ever Really Enough Bug Spray?
November 16, 2013
Socialism…
November 14, 2013
“Retirement” (of a dream)
November 09, 2013
… because
November 07, 2013
Release The Kraken!
October 30, 2013
A Killer Of Sheep
October 24, 2013
On AAPL…
October 18, 2013
But Only If It’s A DEAD Unicorn…
October 14, 2013
Hope Is A Problem That Reality Must (eventually) Solve!
October 08, 2013
“Soylent Green” is Old White People’s Debt
October 04, 2013
This Land BELONGS to Pigs Like Me!
September 28, 2013
Real Endangered Species
September 25, 2013
The Coochie Monster!
September 25, 2013
Armageddon Tourism
September 18, 2013
May God Help Us All!
August 22, 2013
What You Gonna Do When The Well Runs Dry?
August 14, 2013
Even If Being Free Means Being Alone…
July 30, 2013
More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse?
July 27, 2013
America offers no Real ideas, either…
July 17, 2013
Capitalism Is A Prayer, Only There’s No One Listening…
July 16, 2013
Last Farewell Ride…
June 22, 2013
Three Blind Mice
June 20, 2013
Fair Trade?
June 20, 2013
Truth Will Tear Us Apart One Day
June 15, 2013
What are WE going to do about this?
June 11, 2013
our necessary future…
June 04, 2013
Stupid Is As Stupid DIES, Momma!
April 08, 2013
Won’t Get Fooled Again?! (The Day That Margaret Thatcher Died)
April 04, 2013
First
April 03, 2013
Promises…
March 19, 2013
Maybe for good…
March 18, 2013
Enjoy Decline!
March 17, 2013
CPAC
March 09, 2013
Human Deification Is A Moral Crime!
March 04, 2013
KIDS, GOD, JOBS
March 04, 2013
Cynicism?!
February 26, 2013
Desire And The Lies It Takes To Realize It
February 25, 2013
America: A Metaphor In Hair
February 09, 2013
Torture Is A Unifying Experience
February 06, 2013
What is to become of the broken hearted?
February 01, 2013
And If I Only Could…
January 29, 2013
A Giant Ocean of Puke
January 24, 2013
Alex Jones
January 10, 2013
Risk
January 06, 2013
Self Divination Is A Moral Crime
January 05, 2013
the un-inherited…
December 27, 2012
Fiscal Cliff Bomb?!
December 25, 2012
Murder as (natural) Denouement for Consumerism
December 23, 2012
I am Jesus of the Landfill! (And So Can You)
December 21, 2012
Theater Of The Apocalypse
December 18, 2012
Who Will Pay For America’s Lies?
December 11, 2012
Where DoE$ Money Come FRom? WTF?!
December 07, 2012
Shot Down In Flames
December 06, 2012
And They Shall Worship Rarity, Scarcity and Precarity
November 28, 2012
His special, magic plan…
November 26, 2012
On God…
November 21, 2012
FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
November 20, 2012
The Man That Made aMErica GroW Again?
November 15, 2012
Well, then let them eat “quantum” cake…
November 15, 2012
Planet Titanic and The fiSCal cliFF
November 11, 2012
Insanity
November 09, 2012
The Female Body Just Has A Way Of Shutting That Whole Thing Down…
November 04, 2012
Death By Hypocrisy?
November 04, 2012
The “Prize”
October 31, 2012
Big Orwell
October 31, 2012
Life In Hell!
October 30, 2012
Hospice For A Dream…
October 29, 2012
Mothers of the Disappeared
October 26, 2012
Before We Can Move On
October 23, 2012
Romney Rally LOL
October 21, 2012
RIP George McGovern – God Save Law And Order!
September 22, 2012
The FORTY-Seven Percent Solution?
September 18, 2012
QE Infinity
August 31, 2012
All We Need Is A Time Machine!
August 22, 2012
Please, God, Don’t Let THEM Win?!
August 12, 2012
Goodbye Lenin
July 07, 2012
Romney + Zimmerman 2012
July 07, 2012
HUMILITY
June 28, 2012
Twilight?
June 18, 2012
Education
June 10, 2012
Destroyer – Kaputt
June 08, 2012
Don’t EAT the rich, STARVE them instead…
June 05, 2012
Ode to Punky
June 03, 2012
Krugman is Right
June 03, 2012
Darwinism is Wrong
May 31, 2012
Highway To Hell?
May 24, 2012
Upon further examination… the Unabomber proves prophetic?!
April 15, 2012
Imagine If The Rich Paid Taxes
April 06, 2012
Any Questions?
March 28, 2012
And They All Lived Happily Ever After…
March 23, 2012
Moby Dick Crib Notes
March 20, 2012
The Recession is OVER!
March 08, 2012
(Uncle) Sam, you made the plants too gone!
January 25, 2012
Romneyworld
January 22, 2012
TRAVIS BICKLE (Newt Gingrich) LIVES!
January 22, 2012
OCCUPY FAILURE!
January 21, 2012
A K A “How We Got Here”
January 14, 2012
HE is Ron Paul. WE Are Dangerous!
January 12, 2012
Existence: 1.12.2012
January 11, 2012
The Gospel of Collapse
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